Me: I'm going to be homeless after college. Thank you, student loans.
Tabitha: Sounds frighteningly familiar.
Me: At least you'll be homeless in France. You can sleep on a bench by the Eiffel Tower.
Tabitha: Maybe. A bench in France is probably better than a bench here.
Me: Definitely. I'll be living in a box by the Missouri River.
Me on the phone at Walmart: "They have EVERYTHING in Great Value! Granola bars... chicken nuggets... poptarts..."
Kyle: "I'm on my way to a party."
Me: "It's Monday night!"
Kyle: "A study party."
Brooks: "I work out everyday."
Me: "Everyday? Grief."
Brooks: "I have to work off the beer somehow."
Me: "So THAT'S why the Rec Center is always full!"
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